… Edu-speak—the incomprehensible babble used to describe what are often relatively straightforward teaching methods, learning styles, and classroom designs—is plaguing the country’s schools. Intended to help people understand education reform, edu-speak often ends up doing the exact opposite: It muddles those reform strategies and, left unchecked, it could end up making positive change a lot more difficult to achieve. As Liz Willen, the editor of The Hechinger Report, wrote in 2013, it all adds up to a “communication breakdown that hampers education reform.” Just like its cousins in the corporate or legal worlds—synergy! Ex parte!—such jargon only adds confusion to already-confusing things.
Everyone from parents to journalists get caught up in trying to understand the bewildering language used by “educrats”.
Parents get status reports on their kids and are baffled as to what half of the words mean. Teachers are ordered to alter their instruction but left unsure of what they’re actually being ordered to do. Kids are told to take random tests with weird names and remain unconvinced they’re doing anything productive. Journalists like me transcribe soliloquies at school board meetings and legislative hearings, dreading all the translation that we’ll have to do later.
During the first few years of my children’s public school experience, I was often perplexed by terminology used by teachers and administrators. At first I thought I was the only parent not in the know, but later I realized many parents were in the same boat as I was. Soon enough I learned that the lovely sounding “enrichment action-items” consisted mainly of mundane arts and crafts activities that almost always made sure to include some type of politically correct message. “Differentiated instruction” meant that my kids sat around in groups shooting the breeze and wasting time while waiting for the teacher to teach. And the goal of “life-long learning” seemed to be an excuse for producing high school graduates with significant gaps in what they should have learned in their K-12 experience.
Some random phrases I generated from an education jargon generator:
We will orchestrate visionary strategies throughout multiple modalities.
We will deploy diverse competencies in data-driven schools.
We will enhance mastery-focused curriculum integration through the collaborative process.
We will integrate real-world assessment within a balanced literacy program
We will engage strengths-based functionalities through the experiential based learning process